Witch of the Waste: What a tacky shop. I've never seen such tacky little hates. Yet you're by far the tackiest thing here.

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Howl: [holds his hand over the witch's message] This can't be good for the table.

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Markl: Move it, Granny. Or you'll lose your nose.

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Calcifer: I don't cook! I'm a powerful and scary fire demon! [makes un-scary tongue gesters]

Sophie: How would you like a bucket of water in your face?

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Calcifer: Help! Crazy lady with tongs!

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Calcifer: If I die, Howl dies too. I hope you know!

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Markl: I don't know why we're doing this. Master Howl hardly eats anything.

Sophie: Too bad!

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Sophie: Don't you just love early morning markets? And look at the sea! I've never seen the ocean before!It's beautiful!

Markl: It always looks like that.

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[Sophie buys some potatoes]
Markl: I hate potatoes.
[Sophie buys some fish]
Markl: I hate fish.

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[Seeing Sophie and Heen]
Witch: Look who's here! The tacky girl from the hate shop.
Sophie: The Witch of the Waste.
Witch: How's Howl doing?
Sophie: He's acting childish!