Witch of the Waste: What a tacky shop. I've never
seen such tacky little hates. Yet you're by far the tackiest thing
Howl: [holds his hand over the witch's message] This can't be good for the
Markl: Move it, Granny. Or you'll lose your nose.
Calcifer: I don't cook! I'm a powerful and scary fire demon! [makes un-scary
Sophie: How would you like a bucket of water in your face?
Calcifer: Help! Crazy lady with tongs!
Calcifer: If I die, Howl dies too. I hope you know!
Markl: I don't know why we're doing this. Master
Howl hardly eats anything.
Sophie: Too bad!
Sophie: Don't you just love early morning markets? And look at the sea!
I've never seen the ocean before!It's beautiful!
Markl: It always looks like that.
[Sophie buys some potatoes]
Markl: I hate potatoes.
[Sophie buys some fish]
Markl: I hate fish.
[Seeing Sophie and Heen]
Witch: Look who's
here! The tacky girl from the hate shop.
Sophie: The Witch of the Waste.
Witch: How's Howl doing?
Sophie: He's acting childish!